13 Oct 2025 14:19:48
Fear not Wolfy's I think I've found the solution to our problems. Too much negativity will get us nowhere, therefore, I have decided to re-double my efforts to help Jeff and the Owners achieve their lofty ambitions for the club, spurred on by Jeff's recent inspirational leadership interview's.

To this end I've ordered my first batch of Positive Thinking Crystals which could prove to be the breakthrough that Jeff's been looking for as a low cost alternative way to run an elite football club.

For the Players: CARNELIAN for confidence, courage, motivation, strength, balance and creativity.
For VP: AGATE helps you trust yourself, release self judgement, happiness and stability.
For Jeff: ROSE QUARTZ clarity at work, good relationships, love, positive energy and harmony.
For The Fans: JASPER soothes the nerves, encourages positive change and increases mental stability.

These stones will be a game changer as support for the Club will exist on a higher astral plain, where failure is just an abstract concept, so never mentioned. Irrespective of results we can all then use the word 'positive' with impunity.

It can't fail, so don't kill any cuckoos, kiss any nuns and keep your fingers crossed, it'll be fine. Incidentally, if anyone would like any of the stones mentioned please address your enquiries to:

Dream On Limited
1 Relegation Close
Up Sh*t Creek Lane
Dillusionville
No Hopeshire
Fairyland
W3R FKD

That'll sort it. UTW.

1.) 13 Oct 2025
13 Oct 2025 15:16:10
Love it longmynd, ???

2.) 13 Oct 2025
13 Oct 2025 17:18:10
Fantastic Long ?

3.) 13 Oct 2025
13 Oct 2025 22:01:10
Brilliant long
Only flaw in the plan is if said crystals do actually work Jeff will be flogging them to the highest bidder in January then scout the South American market for cheaper rough diamonds which will be polished by us then sold off to the highest bidder once again, this will obviously be vitors fault that us as fans get down and our official wwfc mood rings ( patent pending) turn black so Jeff will sack him and bring just as the ink has dried on his new long term contract, he will then bring in a another manager with the promises of many many sheckles only to realise he’s spent all the gold on crystals and mood rings ?

4.) 13 Oct 2025
13 Oct 2025 22:46:31
That made my day Long ??

5.) 14 Oct 2025
14 Oct 2025 06:44:43
Class Long!

6.) 14 Oct 2025
14 Oct 2025 10:46:20
Very good linhay but De wolf would be about the size of it.lol

7.) 14 Oct 2025
14 Oct 2025 15:26:40
To be honest De Wolf if this works, forget Jeff, I'll be selling them to the highest bidder.??

8.) 15 Oct 2025
14 Oct 2025 22:51:55
I’ve just had an email from the club shop, going on sale tomorrow Jeff shis patented snake oil, but one get one free, endorsed by Julen Lopetegui allegedly ??

9.) 15 Oct 2025
15 Oct 2025 11:32:46
Yeah! In your face Lopetegui! …oh, sorry ?