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24 Aug 2017 16:46:19
Signing to be announced this evening/ om morning it's a big one . cart.

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24 Aug 2017 17:14:22
Will wait for this one to come up lol.

24 Aug 2017 17:26:01
Is it Debbie McGhee doing Strictly? That's old news.

24 Aug 2017 17:28:56
You'll be right sooner or later Paul as the window shuts next week? 😂 If u want any cred tell us who or which club he's from? I can say we're signin a striker before the window shuts and il be right, it's not a guess, I'm not ITK it's just common sense. Tell us who Paul?

24 Aug 2017 17:46:47
I think we're going to sign someone from somewhere for some money or on loan either this transfer window or the next. They'll play either in goal, defence, midfield or striker. #PaulDanielsITK.

24 Aug 2017 17:48:07
It's a merrygo round and it will start with mbappe moving and the knock on will get wolves a top player just wait and see.

24 Aug 2017 18:13:30
In that case it'll go as follows. Mbappe will join PSG, Di Maria to Barcelona resulting in Messi and Suarez becoming unsettled and moving to Wolves on loan with option to buy. 😂😂😂

Just say who the player is. You can't because you talk sh*t.

24 Aug 2017 18:30:27
If it's going to be announced tonight or tomorrow the guy is here and has obviously had his medical and sorted personal terms? If neither of them are done there won't be any announcement. You can say who it is as the deal is obviously done if your right? 🤔.

24 Aug 2017 18:47:32
Come on guys this time he is right! We have announced oskar buur on a free transfer for the under 23's. So at least that's "not a lot" of money spent. Sorry couldn't resist, I'll get my coat.

24 Aug 2017 19:03:37
Paul Tamworth, they never tell us who because they're just guessing, they're not ITK. It's pathetic. It's classic small-willy syndrome. Transfer window closes next week and even the club tea lady expects us to sign a striker because we will sign a striker.

24 Aug 2017 19:05:29
Where is Her as usually in the tree at Compton spying for us.

24 Aug 2017 20:03:04
The two Paul's I'm going to reveal all tomorrow the only thing I will say for now is that he is a foreign forward!

24 Aug 2017 20:42:55
Soares or Big Vince? Wolf?

24 Aug 2017 20:57:37
It's becoming a common theme on here that people know who we are signing, they can't say who but it's definitely happening tomorrow. But tomorrow never comes. It reminds me of a story about Death from my childhood. The ITK posters are like the old woman in the following story.

The old woman was full of life, and never dreamt of dying. She was always busy, in her house, baking bread or sewing new curtains. Or in her garden, planting flowers or weeding the vegetables. Or in her yard, building a shed for the goats, or helping to birth a new baby lamb.

But Death comes to everyone in time. And so, one day, Death remembered the old woman. And he came and knocked on her cottage door. “Old Woman, I have come to fetch you. ”

The old woman was kneading dough for bread. “Death? Oh, Death. I’m afraid I’m much too busy. I have to finish kneading this dough. Then I have to wait for it to rise. Then I have to knead it again and form it into loaves, then wait for it to rise again, and then bake it. If it must be, Death, could you come back tomorrow? ”

“Very well” said Death. “I shall return for you tomorrow. ” And with his bony finger, he chalked on her door, the word “Tomorrow” and he went away. The next day, Death returned. “Old Woman, I have come to fetch you. ”

The old woman was tending her rose bushes.

“Oh. Death. Death, I’m afraid you’ve made a little mistake. You see, you said you’d come tomorrow. Tomorrow. See for yourself what you wrote on the door. ”

And Death looked. And there on the door was the word “Tomorrow. ”

“Very well, Old Woman, ” said Death. “I shall come for you tomorrow. ” And he went away. The next day, Death returned. “Old Woman, I have come to fetch you. ”

The old woman was sewing a new party dress. “Death? Oh, Death, I’m afraid once again you are mistaken. You see, you said you would come tomorrow. Tomorrow, not today. See for yourself what you wrote on the door. ”

And Death looked. And there on the door was the word “Tomorrow. ” “Very well, Old Woman, ” said Death. “I shall come for you tomorrow. ” And he went away. Well this went on every day for a month and at the end of that time, Death was getting annoyed. “Old Woman, you have been cheating me. I shall come for you one last time. ”

And with his sleeve, he erased the word on the door. Now the old woman wasn’t laughing any more. She was frightened. She tried and tried to think of a way to outwit death. She was up all night thinking. In the morning, she hadn’t thought of anything so she looked around her cottage for a place to hide. In the corner was a large barrel. It was filled with honey. She climbed inside it and crouched down low, with just her nose sticking out. But then she thought “Oh dear. Death is clever. He’s sure to find me here. ”

So she climbed out of the barrel of honey. Across the room there was a large chest. She opened the chest and climbed inside. It was filled with goose feathers. But then she thought “Oh dear. Death is clever. He’s sure to find me here. ”

And she climbed out of the chest. But just as she did, Death burst through the door. He looked around and he couldn’t see the old woman anywhere. In her place, he saw a strange creature. It was huge, covered with white feathers and something thick was dripping from it.

Death was so startled he cried out “Aaagh! ”

And the thing screamed back “Aaaaaagh! ” And Death was so frightened that he ran away. And he never returned.

24 Aug 2017 21:14:37
Ffs sake Clive! Are u a member of the cloth? That was a sermon! And still u didn't give us a hint who the new striker is? 😂.

24 Aug 2017 21:36:04
Rofl
The name is in there you just need the code.

24 Aug 2017 21:46:44
Blimey Clive, she must have looked pretty bad if she scared death away. Word has it that only the most grotesque sights are enough to send him packing. She could have saved herself a lot of bother though and just showed him a photo of Iain Dowie.

24 Aug 2017 22:21:05
Bloody hell, some people have a lot of time on their hands .

24 Aug 2017 22:31:43
Just a rumour on Twitter but aparently Nathael Julan is having a medical at an unnamed club. A bit vague to believe Ik but if he has had a medical with us then there may well be a deal going through soon.

24 Aug 2017 23:08:20
Lmfao I glad u read it all Paul I thought damn it when I saw the 16 paragraphs that could of been my auto biography, what was it about?

25 Aug 2017 08:06:30
Can anyone remind me if any itks have ever correctly predicted, by name, an incoming player before it was general news. I can't, but don't want to slur anyone who makes us aware of quality rumours.





 

 

 
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